When A Leaf Turns

So I’m lying in bed Saturday night watching cartoons. I hadn’t showered since Friday morning, but since I was at home and didn’t plan on going anywhere, I didn’t give it much thought. The wife meanwhile was laying beside me in bed with a computer in her lap, playing on Facebook as usual.

For no real reason I began to feel a bit randy (maybe it was the sexy pirate pictures of herself that she was posting). I was just about to turn to my wife and ask if she wanted to have sex when she says “Whew! Man, your balls kinda stink. I can smell ‘em all the way over here.”

Being the quick thinking, smooth talking ladies man that I am, I didn’t even miss a beat.

“Wanna mix your stank with mine?”

Between the laughter and the gagging, I eventually figured out that the answer was no.

I highly recommend that you go see District 9 because it really is a very good movie. But if you can’t then this video will at least give you the highlights.

(Thanks to Topless Robot for the heads up)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! this makes sense http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sumerians_look_on_in_confusion_as

I’ve never heard this song myself, but by the sounds of it I didn’t miss out on much.

A website dedicated to the hardworking men and…uh…other men who dedicate their Decembers to bringing joy (or something anyway) to kids everywhere.

(Thanks to Organized Ignorance for this)