When A Leaf Turns

This was so obviously faked! First of all, you never see the punch actually land. Secondly, credible eye witnesses placed Buzz two blocks west when this supposed assault happened. Third, I have in my possession actual footage of the rehearsals of this exchange which I plan to release as soon as I can guarantee the safety of me and my family. Finally, if you watch very closely you can see the head snap back and to the left just before moving out of sight, indicating a second punch-man behind the cafe sign.

I’m not saying there’s a vast government conspiracy to make Buzz look awesome. I’m just a simple man asking simple questions.